iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

(via parkingstrange)

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Posted
3 hours ago

blackfemalepresident:

you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them

(via its-not-really-a-funny-story)

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72291
Posted
3 hours ago
sea-dilemma:

Because this country values sports over intelligence.

sea-dilemma:

Because this country values sports over intelligence.

(Source: obamaflakes, via its-not-really-a-funny-story)

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101513
Posted
3 hours ago
october is tomorrow →

communistbakery:

october is tomorrow
october is tomorrow
october is tomorrow
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
october is tomorrow

O C T O B E R I S T O M O R R O W

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Posted
4 hours ago
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